I believe we're all born geniuses, and most of get stupider as we grow older.
I believe those of us who don't, still understand the necessity of coloring.
I believe that one day I will do something great.
I believe that won’t happen until I do a bunch of really really stupid things while trying to do something great.
I believe that no matter what I do my mom will be proud.
I believe my mom needs to raise her expectations.
I believe that every good idea begins with "If" and ends with "that would be cool."
I believe that if something is cool, people will pay attention to it—even if it's advertising.
I believe the fact that I'm writing all of this now means I'm going to be tired at work tomorrow.
I believe actions speak louder than words.
I believe that’s kind of self-defeating for a writer.
I believe that in the right circumstances, "that doesn't make any sense" can be a great compliment.
I believe that if you're still reading at this point you probably agree with one or two of my points.
I believe that good is the enemy of great.
I believe I stole that line from someone much smarter than me. Or I. Or me.
I believe that one day it’ll all make sense.
I believe that if it doesn't, at least I had fun trying to understand.